Xy

Being a cock in every way, this person has amazed the Planetarion community with his charmlessness & dull wit. Running NoS (in his dreams) virtually alone for an entire week pre-round 14, the alliance experienced the infamous Xy-effect, with people increasing their slacking-level with more than 50%.

However, does suffer from the inability to attract any Asian girls. Rumor has it that they run in fear for their lives in his presence (because of his gigantic penis, even though it is a known fact that the female genetalia can stretch, even the widest pussy must break under the pressure of his "power-tool"). It's unfortunate, then, that he favors dark, fat, African men for his sexual pleasures.

Not as gay as X... oh no wait. As gay as Xy. Still not as gay as Nadar, though.