Xy

Being n00bish in every way, this person has amazed the Planetarion community with his lack of charm & dull wit. Running NoS virtually alone for an entire week prior to round 14 (in his dreams), the alliance experienced the infamous XyN00b-effect, with people increasing their n00b-level by more than 50%. This, however, was only temporary, as he was demoted quickly, after outshining the other HC's, who are known for having extremely large ego's, in contrast to their small penises ( exept Heru, he is hung like a horse ).

However, does suffer from the inability to attract any Asian girls. Rumor has it that they run in fear for their lives in his presence (because of his gigantic penis, even though it is a known fact that the female genetalia can stretch, even the widest pussy must break under the pressure of his "power-tool"). It's unfortunate, then, that he favors dark, fat, African men for his sexual pleasures.

Now quit NoS and pa cos he's a quitter.

Not as gay as X... oh no wait. As gay as Xy. Still not as gay as Nadar, though.