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Forest steals Zhil's fleet

2005-04-11T00:46:15Z

Phil^:

Originally posted onto the Pa-Forums [http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184596 here].

Some people have speculated on why 1up's average score is not as high as they expected. Some have even posited that maybe it's down to a lack of quality in some of our members. The following irc log may go some way toward offering an explanation. 

The log is from a 1up channel used by our Military Officers and HCs. It has been edited slightly to remove coordinates and material irrelevant to the main content - but is otherwise unchanged. When it happened it had all of our command staff (except one) in stitches.

Enjoy. - Synthetic_Sid


"First I started off in a half decent galaxy but exil HC decided to
roid me and exile me, so there I was in a dead gal, all orange
with under 100 roids. I decided to farm attackers ships on the
gal, to teach em a lesson for bashing. - Forest 
 
All was going great. 
 
One day in a 1up room... 


<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x 
<[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen 
<[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 
<[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 
<[MO]Forest> \0/ 
<Davidsr> u the man 
 
One hour later...
 
 

<Zhil> I seem to have lost my fleet 
<Zhil> oh poo 
<[MO]Forest> left it in tescos? 
<TheRat> lol 
<Zhil> it got stolen 
<Zhil> how poo 
<Tis> thats what happens when you forget to login for a week 
<Tis> :/ 
<Zhil> some zik dude stole my fleet 
<Zhil> I was attacking some random newb 
<Zhil> how the hell did he get defense 
<Tis> hahahaa 
<Tis> i bet forest 
<Zhil> fs 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<Tis> \o/ 
<[MO]Forest> was u attacking my gal? 
<Zhil> I...dont...know 
<Tis> it seems 
<[MO]Forest> who was u attacking? 
<Tis> probable 
<Zhil> xxx:x it seems 
<Zhil> but Im pretty sure those werent the coords originally 
<Zhil> lol 
<[MO]Forest> lmfao 
<Zhil> Forest stole my fleet 
<[MO]Forest> he was in xx:xx:xx first 
<Zhil> ROFL 
<[MO]Forest> i defended him then exiled him, 
<[MO]Forest> hahahaha 
<Zhil> YOU STOLE MY FLEET 
<[MO]pig> lol 
<Tis> ROFL 
<[MO]Forest> and a nice fleet it is too ty :) 
<[MO]pig> comedy gold 
<Zhil> YOU 
<Zhil> BASTARD 
<Tis> hahahahah 
<Zhil> ! 
<Tis> this is GREAT! 
<Tis> 1up rocks 
<Zhil> Youve had longer to build than me 
<[MO]pig> i cant believe it 
<Zhil> I want my fleet back 
<[MO]Forest> zhil i put u on a 'must kill him for being a bashing twat' hitlist i have 
<Tis> thank god ex arent porting this chan 
<[MO]Forest> lmao 
<[MO]Forest> OH SHIT 
<Zhil> FFS 
<Tis> haha 
<Idler> hm 
<[MO]Forest> they best not think i was farming!! 
<Zhil> Im going to report you 
<Tis> forest was planning a raid on you zhil 
<Zhil> for farming 
<Zhil> I will point out we are both 1up 
<[MO]Forest> Combat 
<[MO]Forest> Save 264 Report of Losses from the ello fighting at xxx:x:x 
<[MO]Forest> Ship Arrived Lost 
<[MO]Forest> Buccaneer 100 0 
<[MO]Forest> Salvage report 
<[MO]Forest> Metal Crystal Eonium 
<[MO]Forest> 5,877 5,877 8,301 
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x 
<[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen 
<[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 
<[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 
<Zhil> my fleet :( 
<Idler> Forest is the master of daring raids! 
<Zhil> Report of Losses from the EXTERMINATE!!! fighting at xxx:x:x 
<Zhil> Ship Arrived Lost 
<Zhil> Cutlass 100 100 
<Zhil> Privateer 100 100 
<Tis> ohhhhhh... my stomach hurts 
<Tis> too much laughing 
<Tis> hahaha 
<Idler> wtf like 
<[MO]pig> loll 
<Tis> this is funnier than storebo :/ 
<[MO]pig> im so sorry zhil 
<Idler> this is the great 1up 
<Idler> ! 
<Tis> no iderl 
<Tis> this is the great ZHIL 
<[MO]pig> this is ship farming 
<Idler> heh 
<Zhil> I was thinking "yum yum roids" 
<Zhil> now 
<Zhil> not only did I fail to get roids on both attacks bar pityful amounts 
<Zhil> but 
<Zhil> I lost my fleet also 
<Tis> haha 
<Zhil> and to add to my ridicule 
<Zhil> it was STOLEN 
<Tis> poooor zhil :( 
<Zhil> and my planet is much younger than Forests 
<Idler> kisses 
<[MO]Forest> zhil, u should check arbitor b4 u land 
<[MO]pig> u lost ure fleet to forest 
<Zhil> I did check arbiter 
<Zhil> :( 
<[MO]Forest> lmfao 
<Zhil> for my first target 
<Zhil> :( 
<Tis> omg 
<Tis> too much 
<Zhil> I thought 
<Tis> just too much 
<Zhil> No 1up could be this small 
<Tis> lol 
<Zhil> and in this shit a galaxy 
<Zhil> so 
<Zhil> I hit it 
* Joins: Ronnie 
<Idler> even I am bigger than that 
<Zhil> and 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<Zhil> it turns out 
<[MO]pig> this is comedy gold 
<Zhil> Forest 
<Tis> *cries* 
<Zhil> stole my fleet 
<Tis> god 
<TheRat> AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE 
<[MO]Forest> zhil ive been so careful that no-one could accuse me of farming :/ 
<[MO]Forest> and u go and do that! 
<Idler> TheRat in pwned shocker 
<Zhil> who do I contact 
<Zhil> in PATeam 
<Tis> i wish we could post this on the quote board 
<Tis> i really do :( 
<Idler> oh wait 
<Ronnie> Zhil, what happened to ur score? 
<Ronnie> :\ 
<Idler> WAIT 
<Zhil> Forest stole my fleet 
<Zhil> thats what happened 
<TheRat> erm 
<Idler> I just understood what this is all about 
<Zhil> he defended against me 
<Zhil> the bastard 
<Idler> hahahaahahaha 
<TheRat> Zhil landed on forest's galm8 and lost all his ships? 
<Zhil> no 
<Tis> isnt that histerical idler? 
<Zhil> I landed on a random noob 
<Zhil> that Forest defended 
<Tis> ive been laughing for 5 mniutes 
<Tis> and cant stop 
<Idler> I cant breathe 
<[MO]pig> this is the funniest thing ever 
<Tis> hehaha 
<[MO]pig> i cant stop laughing 
<TheRat> Zhil: Wtf? :/ 
<TheRat> Hahahahahahahaha 
<TheRat> Forest > * 
<Zhil> This is unfair 
<Zhil> I want my ships back 
<Idler> what are the odds 
<Idler> really 
<Zhil> There must be some HC authority 
<Zhil> I can use 
<Zhil> Forest 
<Zhil> I order you to return my ships to me 
<Tis> seriously 
<TheRat> Seriously 
<TheRat> haha 
<Idler> I wonder tho 
<TheRat> Thats just awesome 
<Tis> laughign so hard im crying 
<Idler> why was Forest defending a random newbie 
<TheRat> Should we report them? :D 
<Tis> idler 
<[MO]Forest> Idler sid gave me permission to 3 fleet def my gal 
<[MO]Forest> im not attacking 
<[MO]Forest> atm 
<Tis> hes ship stealing attackers on his noob galm8s 
<Idler> that is your gal ? 
<[MO]Forest> i ahve under 100 roids 
<Zhil> you 3 fleeted 
<Zhil> ! 
<Idler> oh 
<Idler> win win win 
<TheRat> To be honest, zhil violated our arbiter protection 
<TheRat> He should be kicked/retaled 
<Ronnie> hes too small 
<Tis> is now anyway 
<Tis> soooooo funny 
<[MO]Forest> im really crying :@/ 
<Tis> i think i broke somethign :/ 
<Zhil> fs 
<Zhil> now Im crippled 
<Zhil> :( 
<TheRat> You always were.. 
<Zhil> Forest was the one who told me to go Zik in the first place 
<Zhil> I hate him now 
<Zhil> to steal my fleet 
<[MO]Forest> ie, u 
<Synthetic_Sid> lol 
<Zhil> where do I report ship farming 
<Tis> read up sid 
<Tis> funniest thing ever :) 
<Tis> better than storebo 
<Zhil> it was a third of my roiding power 
<Zhil> :( 
<Tis> better than steinmetz 
<Zhil> what are you doing in such a sh*t gal fs 
<Tis> stealing fleets off noobs like you 
<Tis> honest truth :( 
<Zhil> shut up :( 
<Tis> seriously 
<Tis> thats why hes there 
<Tis> :/ 
<TheRat> :D 
<Zhil> I order the immediate return of my property 
<Zhil> No 1up member should steal from another 
<[MO]Forest> no 1up should attcak a 1up gal without permission form hc 
<Ronnie> Zhil is hc isnt he? 
<Ronnie> :p 
<Zhil> I am HC 
<Zhil> I gave myself permission 
<[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet 
<Ronnie> lol 
<Zhil> I didnt suicide 
<Zhil> your fleet 
<Zhil> involved itself 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<Zhil> tbh it should have been defending 1up 
<[MO]Forest> i so wanna post this on pa forums, :p 
<Zhil> not random noobs 
<Zhil> lets question your defence pratices 
<Synthetic_Sid> he's stealing newbies fleets so he has more ships to defend 1up with 
<Synthetic_Sid> heard he just stole a zik newbie's fleet 
<Zhil> :( 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<[MO]pig> lol 
<Ronnie> Sid in calling Zhil a newbie none shocker 
<Ronnie> ;p 
<Zhil> He stole my fleet :( 
<Ronnie> y didnt u get a jgp? 
<Zhil> I thought 
<Synthetic_Sid> i suspect most of the lol's in this channel really do mean laughing out loud 
<Tis> lol 
<Zhil> "oh this newbie isnt going to get defence, lets not waste 1up scanners" 
<Tis> very quite certainly 
<Ronnie> lol 
<Ronnie> its classic 
<Ronnie> :p 
<Tis> and i wasnt lying when i said i was litterally crying 
<Ronnie> that quote thread 
<Tis> my side hurts :/ 
<Ronnie> put it there! 
<Ronnie> :( 
<Synthetic_Sid> i can smell permission to post from MO channel onto PA forums coming up 
<Zhil> no 
<Ronnie> lol Sid 
<Tis> WIN!!!!!!! 
<Zhil> I disallow 
<Tis> i veto zhils vote! 
<Synthetic_Sid> maybe we should have a HC vote on it :)"

Zhil

2005-04-11T00:43:33Z

Phil^:

'''Zhil''' was a long time [[Fury]] executive and creator of [[Wrath]]. He was best known for his zealous loyalty to his alliance and remained a prominent figure on the boards until Round 8.

After [[Fury]], Zhil was co-creator in [[Eclipse]] and now resides in a 'trusted' position within [[1up]].

Unfortunately not everything goes to plan, and lost his fleet to Forest through an unfortunate set of [http://www.clawofdarkness.com/pawiki/index.php/Zhil-farming circumstances]

He never finished the Planetarion story he was working upon.

== Round History ==
*[[Round 2]] - [[IPC]]/Fury [[Peon]]
*[[Round 3]] - Fury Peon
*[[Round 4]] - Fury Peon/Officer
*[[Round 5]] - Fury [[Executive]]/Wrath [[Chief Executive]]
*[[Round 6]] - Fury Executive/Wrath [[Advisor]]
*[[Round 7]] - Fury Executive/Wrath Chief Executive
*[[Round 8]] - Fury Peon ([[Scanner]])
*[[Round 9]] - Eclipse [[HC]]
*[[Round 10]] - Eclipse HC
*[[Round 11]] - 1up [[Mascot]]
*[[Round 12]] - 1up Mascot

== Threads ==
[[The_Darker_side_of_planetarion_-_Wrath|Wrath Analysis]]

[[Category:People]]

Forest steals Zhil's fleet

2005-04-11T00:41:21Z

Phil^: The day Forest farmed Zhil

Originally posted onto the Pa-Forums [http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184596 here].

Some people have speculated on why 1up's average score is not as high as they expected. Some have even posited that maybe it's down to a lack of quality in some of our members. The following irc log may go some way toward offering an explanation.

The log is from a 1up channel used by our Military Officers and HCs. It has been edited slightly to remove coordinates and material irrelevant to the main content - but is otherwise unchanged. When it happened it had all of our command staff (except one) in stitches.

Enjoy. - Synthetic_Sid


"First I started off in a half decent galaxy but exil HC decided to
roid me and exile me, so there I was in a dead gal, all orange
with under 100 roids. I decided to farm attackers ships on the
gal, to teach em a lesson for bashing. - Forest

All was going great.

One day in a 1up room...


<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x 
<[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen 
<[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 
<[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 
<[MO]Forest> \0/ 
<Davidsr> u the man 
 
One hour later...
 
 

<Zhil> I seem to have lost my fleet 
<Zhil> oh poo 
<[MO]Forest> left it in tescos? 
<TheRat> lol 
<Zhil> it got stolen 
<Zhil> how poo 
<Tis> thats what happens when you forget to login for a week 
<Tis> :/ 
<Zhil> some zik dude stole my fleet 
<Zhil> I was attacking some random newb 
<Zhil> how the hell did he get defense 
<Tis> hahahaa 
<Tis> i bet forest 
<Zhil> fs 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<Tis> \o/ 
<[MO]Forest> was u attacking my gal? 
<Zhil> I...dont...know 
<Tis> it seems 
<[MO]Forest> who was u attacking? 
<Tis> probable 
<Zhil> xxx:x it seems 
<Zhil> but Im pretty sure those werent the coords originally 
<Zhil> lol 
<[MO]Forest> lmfao 
<Zhil> Forest stole my fleet 
<[MO]Forest> he was in xx:xx:xx first 
<Zhil> ROFL 
<[MO]Forest> i defended him then exiled him, 
<[MO]Forest> hahahaha 
<Zhil> YOU STOLE MY FLEET 
<[MO]pig> lol 
<Tis> ROFL 
<[MO]Forest> and a nice fleet it is too ty :) 
<[MO]pig> comedy gold 
<Zhil> YOU 
<Zhil> BASTARD 
<Tis> hahahahah 
<Zhil> ! 
<Tis> this is GREAT! 
<Tis> 1up rocks 
<Zhil> Youve had longer to build than me 
<[MO]pig> i cant believe it 
<Zhil> I want my fleet back 
<[MO]Forest> zhil i put u on a 'must kill him for being a bashing twat' hitlist i have 
<Tis> thank god ex arent porting this chan 
<[MO]Forest> lmao 
<[MO]Forest> OH SHIT 
<Zhil> FFS 
<Tis> haha 
<Idler> hm 
<[MO]Forest> they best not think i was farming!! 
<Zhil> Im going to report you 
<Tis> forest was planning a raid on you zhil 
<Zhil> for farming 
<Zhil> I will point out we are both 1up 
<[MO]Forest> Combat 
<[MO]Forest> Save 264 Report of Losses from the ello fighting at xxx:x:x 
<[MO]Forest> Ship Arrived Lost 
<[MO]Forest> Buccaneer 100 0 
<[MO]Forest> Salvage report 
<[MO]Forest> Metal Crystal Eonium 
<[MO]Forest> 5,877 5,877 8,301 
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x 
<[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen 
<[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 
<[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 
<Zhil> my fleet :( 
<Idler> Forest is the master of daring raids! 
<Zhil> Report of Losses from the EXTERMINATE!!! fighting at xxx:x:x 
<Zhil> Ship Arrived Lost 
<Zhil> Cutlass 100 100 
<Zhil> Privateer 100 100 
<Tis> ohhhhhh... my stomach hurts 
<Tis> too much laughing 
<Tis> hahaha 
<Idler> wtf like 
<[MO]pig> loll 
<Tis> this is funnier than storebo :/ 
<[MO]pig> im so sorry zhil 
<Idler> this is the great 1up 
<Idler> ! 
<Tis> no iderl 
<Tis> this is the great ZHIL 
<[MO]pig> this is ship farming 
<Idler> heh 
<Zhil> I was thinking "yum yum roids" 
<Zhil> now 
<Zhil> not only did I fail to get roids on both attacks bar pityful amounts 
<Zhil> but 
<Zhil> I lost my fleet also 
<Tis> haha 
<Zhil> and to add to my ridicule 
<Zhil> it was STOLEN 
<Tis> poooor zhil :( 
<Zhil> and my planet is much younger than Forests 
<Idler> kisses 
<[MO]Forest> zhil, u should check arbitor b4 u land 
<[MO]pig> u lost ure fleet to forest 
<Zhil> I did check arbiter 
<Zhil> :( 
<[MO]Forest> lmfao 
<Zhil> for my first target 
<Zhil> :( 
<Tis> omg 
<Tis> too much 
<Zhil> I thought 
<Tis> just too much 
<Zhil> No 1up could be this small 
<Tis> lol 
<Zhil> and in this shit a galaxy 
<Zhil> so 
<Zhil> I hit it 
* Joins: Ronnie 
<Idler> even I am bigger than that 
<Zhil> and 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<Zhil> it turns out 
<[MO]pig> this is comedy gold 
<Zhil> Forest 
<Tis> *cries* 
<Zhil> stole my fleet 
<Tis> god 
<TheRat> AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE 
<[MO]Forest> zhil ive been so careful that no-one could accuse me of farming :/ 
<[MO]Forest> and u go and do that! 
<Idler> TheRat in pwned shocker 
<Zhil> who do I contact 
<Zhil> in PATeam 
<Tis> i wish we could post this on the quote board 
<Tis> i really do :( 
<Idler> oh wait 
<Ronnie> Zhil, what happened to ur score? 
<Ronnie> :\ 
<Idler> WAIT 
<Zhil> Forest stole my fleet 
<Zhil> thats what happened 
<TheRat> erm 
<Idler> I just understood what this is all about 
<Zhil> he defended against me 
<Zhil> the bastard 
<Idler> hahahaahahaha 
<TheRat> Zhil landed on forest's galm8 and lost all his ships? 
<Zhil> no 
<Tis> isnt that histerical idler? 
<Zhil> I landed on a random noob 
<Zhil> that Forest defended 
<Tis> ive been laughing for 5 mniutes 
<Tis> and cant stop 
<Idler> I cant breathe 
<[MO]pig> this is the funniest thing ever 
<Tis> hehaha 
<[MO]pig> i cant stop laughing 
<TheRat> Zhil: Wtf? :/ 
<TheRat> Hahahahahahahaha 
<TheRat> Forest > * 
<Zhil> This is unfair 
<Zhil> I want my ships back 
<Idler> what are the odds 
<Idler> really 
<Zhil> There must be some HC authority 
<Zhil> I can use 
<Zhil> Forest 
<Zhil> I order you to return my ships to me 
<Tis> seriously 
<TheRat> Seriously 
<TheRat> haha 
<Idler> I wonder tho 
<TheRat> Thats just awesome 
<Tis> laughign so hard im crying 
<Idler> why was Forest defending a random newbie 
<TheRat> Should we report them? :D 
<Tis> idler 
<[MO]Forest> Idler sid gave me permission to 3 fleet def my gal 
<[MO]Forest> im not attacking 
<[MO]Forest> atm 
<Tis> hes ship stealing attackers on his noob galm8s 
<Idler> that is your gal ? 
<[MO]Forest> i ahve under 100 roids 
<Zhil> you 3 fleeted 
<Zhil> ! 
<Idler> oh 
<Idler> win win win 
<TheRat> To be honest, zhil violated our arbiter protection 
<TheRat> He should be kicked/retaled 
<Ronnie> hes too small 
<Tis> is now anyway 
<Tis> soooooo funny 
<[MO]Forest> im really crying :@/ 
<Tis> i think i broke somethign :/ 
<Zhil> fs 
<Zhil> now Im crippled 
<Zhil> :( 
<TheRat> You always were.. 
<Zhil> Forest was the one who told me to go Zik in the first place 
<Zhil> I hate him now 
<Zhil> to steal my fleet 
<[MO]Forest> ie, u 
<Synthetic_Sid> lol 
<Zhil> where do I report ship farming 
<Tis> read up sid 
<Tis> funniest thing ever :) 
<Tis> better than storebo 
<Zhil> it was a third of my roiding power 
<Zhil> :( 
<Tis> better than steinmetz 
<Zhil> what are you doing in such a sh*t gal fs 
<Tis> stealing fleets off noobs like you 
<Tis> honest truth :( 
<Zhil> shut up :( 
<Tis> seriously 
<Tis> thats why hes there 
<Tis> :/ 
<TheRat> :D 
<Zhil> I order the immediate return of my property 
<Zhil> No 1up member should steal from another 
<[MO]Forest> no 1up should attcak a 1up gal without permission form hc 
<Ronnie> Zhil is hc isnt he? 
<Ronnie> :p 
<Zhil> I am HC 
<Zhil> I gave myself permission 
<[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet 
<Ronnie> lol 
<Zhil> I didnt suicide 
<Zhil> your fleet 
<Zhil> involved itself 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<Zhil> tbh it should have been defending 1up 
<[MO]Forest> i so wanna post this on pa forums, :p 
<Zhil> not random noobs 
<Zhil> lets question your defence pratices 
<Synthetic_Sid> he's stealing newbies fleets so he has more ships to defend 1up with 
<Synthetic_Sid> heard he just stole a zik newbie's fleet 
<Zhil> :( 
<[MO]Forest> lol 
<[MO]pig> lol 
<Ronnie> Sid in calling Zhil a newbie none shocker 
<Ronnie> ;p 
<Zhil> He stole my fleet :( 
<Ronnie> y didnt u get a jgp? 
<Zhil> I thought 
<Synthetic_Sid> i suspect most of the lol's in this channel really do mean laughing out loud 
<Tis> lol 
<Zhil> "oh this newbie isnt going to get defence, lets not waste 1up scanners" 
<Tis> very quite certainly 
<Ronnie> lol 
<Ronnie> its classic 
<Ronnie> :p 
<Tis> and i wasnt lying when i said i was litterally crying 
<Ronnie> that quote thread 
<Tis> my side hurts :/ 
<Ronnie> put it there! 
<Ronnie> :( 
<Synthetic_Sid> i can smell permission to post from MO channel onto PA forums coming up 
<Zhil> no 
<Ronnie> lol Sid 
<Tis> WIN!!!!!!! 
<Zhil> I disallow 
<Tis> i veto zhils vote! 
<Synthetic_Sid> maybe we should have a HC vote on it :)"