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Songs written by players of Planetarion. Most of these are parodies of actual songs.

Songs:My Favourite Things

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'''"My Favourite Things" from the Sound of Music''' by furball

<pre>
Brand new ships and sexy lil kittens
Crystal roids and girls wearing only mittens
Old astropods tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Getting free roids with no need to bash,
Doing def calls after going out on the lash,
Setting up targets while eating bbq wings,
These are a few of my favorite things,

When 1up roids me,
When I crash my fleet,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad.
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Songs:Yesterday

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'''Beatles "Yesterday"''' by nil and wurst (don't ask)

<pre>
Yesterday, all these hostiles seemed Far Far Away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in Yesterday

Suddenly I am half the score I used to be
There are Dreadnaughts hanging over me
Oh Yesterday came suddenly

Why they had to come I don't know
They wouldn't say
I mailed something wrong
Now I long for Yesterday

Yesterday war was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh I believe in Yesterday
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Songs:Without Me

2005-09-15T11:37:53Z

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<pre>
Without Me

Two Xanadu babes go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Two Xanadu babes go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who's back? Back again?
Okto's back! Tell your friends!

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back....

I've created a monster, cos nobody wants to see David no more,
They want Okto I'm chopped liver.
Well if you want Okto this is what I'll give ya:
A couple Astropods, mixed with some Black Widows.
Some Vultures oughtta jump-start my heart quicker than the
Shocks when I get woke up in the morning,
By a newsscreen full right up of hostile enemies,
And no green cos I got nobody sending friendlies!
You waited this long, so stop debating, cos I'm back to rap again, although you hate me.
I know that your planet's crap you newbie but this roidin' business's complicated!
Now FLVT wont let me be or let me be me so let me see.
They try to take my roids M, C and E but their pods are empty cos of me, so,
Come on then, gimme your heat, screw that, send me your fleets, I want something to eat,
And get ready, my roidcount aint looking that steady,
I been kicked from my alliance: **** you Wipey!

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody: Defcalls to me,
Cos we need a couple well-hung BCs and it feels so empty without me,
I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody: Defcalls to me,
Cos we need a couple well-hung BCs and it feels so empty without me!

Little hellions - Core feeling rebellious,
Embarrased their HC are fused at the pelvis.
They don't notice they're totally helpless,
Til someone sends them all on a mission and yells "BITCH!"
A visionary - vision is scary, I've started revolutions,
Got rid of the High-way and rebelled.
I shoulda reveled and basked in the fact that I had GLX kissing my ass,
Was a disaster, such a catastrophe that we could have been so damn crap
Except Kush and me.
Well I'm back - dananananana,
Join #oktober listen in and then I'm gonna
Start to get under your skin like that Spinner.
The centre of attention - more than a winner,
You can't avoid me, you might as well enjoy me,
Investing in the new pods and roiding.
"Testing, attention please."
Feel indifference as soon as someone mentions me,
I'm a nuisance, my 2 cents are free,
So who's best? New-X, FLVT?

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody: Defcalls to me,
Cos we need a couple well-hung BCs and it feels so empty without me,
I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody: Defcalls to me,
Cos we need a couple well-hung BCs and it feels so empty without me!

Attack it or bash it, I'll go half and half with,
Anybody who's roiding this kid that kid,
Mr. Harshak - you'll be dreading that tick,
Worse than the little lame Furgion b*****ds,
And Killmark - try to roid me after dark?
You've 500 planets and still you stay real crap.
Its not clever, it's just gay, you lamer, you asshole,
Nobody thinks you're a hero, but let's go.
Just give me the signal and I'll launch with a whole fleet full of the new pods,
I been so successful with the young girls
Ever since Zeus first let me loose on the portal.
But sometimes all this just seems,
Everybody's just ignoring me.
They all just stop to hear me sing,
But that's not fair I should be king!
And I'm not the first guy to spam the GD,
I am the worst thing since Sid and Fury,
To namecheck people so selfishly,
And use PA to make new friends (hey!).
Now here's a concept that works:
Killmark's other 20 million fleet farms emerge,
But no matter how much hostiles I see,
They will never quite get rid of me.

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody: Defcalls to me,
Cos we need a couple well-hung BCs and it feels so empty without me,
I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody: Defcalls to me,
Cos we need a couple well-hung BCs and it feels so empty without me!

(music continues to fade)
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Songs:The devil went down to Georgia

2005-09-15T11:37:39Z

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'''The devil went down to Georgia'''<br>
''summitted by Richard Hannah, May 16 2001 7:44am''
<pre>
Fury went down to Georgia
They were lookin' for some roids to steal
They were in a bind cos they were way behind
an' they were willin' to make a deal

When they came across this young boy
flyin' his ceptor and doggin' it hot
so Fury rolled up on a hyperspace jump
and said 'boy lemme tell you what'

I guess you didn't know it but I'm a ceptor pilot too
an if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you fly pretty good ceptor boy - but give Fury its due
I'll bet a ceptor of gold against your soul cos I think I'm better n you

Now the boy said my names Johnny and it may be a sin
but I'll take that bet yer gonna regret it -
cos I'm the best theres ever bin

Johnny power up you engines and fly your ceptor hard
cos hells broke loose in galaxy and Fury deals at cards
an' if you win you get this shiny ceptor made of gold
but if you lose then Fury gets your sooooooooulll

Well Fury opened up his engines and said I'll start this show
and fire flew from his laser guns and bombs began to blow
as he fired his guns across the sky they made a evil hiss
then a band of spectres joined and it sounded something like this

(instrumental bit)

Johnny turned to Fury and said 'well yer pretty good ol' son'
But sit back in that cockpit right there
and let me show you how its done

Incoming on the galaxy run boys run
Furys in the house and thats no fun
Pods in orbit pickin' up roids
blast those suckers into the void

(instrumental bit)

Well Fury bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat
and they dropped that golden ceptor into space in Johnny's fleet
Johnny said 'Fury just come on back if you ever wanna try again'
I done told you once you sons of bitches I'm the best there's ever been

(instrumental to end)
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Songs:Planetarion

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'''Planetarion (White America spoof) - written by [[wingman]]'''
<pre>
[[Planetarion]]!!!!!!!!
We love you,
how many gamers are proud to be players of this beautiful game of ours,
and its rules and its alliances, that so many roids have been taken too protect,
the women and men who have sacrificed there fleets for the freedom of bashing the PA crew is sworn too uphold,
I want everyone too listen to the word that we are told.
I would have never dreamed in a thousand rounds I see so many planets that feel like me who share the same roids and exact fleets,
its like a power block marching in back of me, so many roids we've touched so many fleets aimed in no particular direction just waves and waves, right through the pa server they go and goes,
with the battle report stuck in your head for days and days, who would have thought sitting here begging for members we would catapult too the top with members like this how could we predict that our presence would have a impact like this?
We must have scared a HC up in his office for fury keeps telling u we ain't causing nothing but problems, and now there saying were in trouble with em , I'm loving it. I've been roided all my life and now we are dumping it on em.
Planetarion,
I could be your GC,
Planetarion,
your attackers will look just like this,
Planetarion,
Our allies love this s***
I go too #flash look how many Lo's I get.
Planetarion,
I could be your GC,
Planetarion,
your attackers will look just like this,
Planetarion,
Our allies love this s***
I go too #flash look how many Lo's I get.
Look at these fleets they are l33t just like ourselves
if they are n00b then we loose and we drain the defense
but we are l33t and we knew that the apods would help, make fury say "oh s***",
lets state the fact if we where allied the round would be dull, I didn't have to be on the PA crew too know that,
but we can play so we don't want to do that, give me some pods show me where the fury planets are at.
when we where underground no one gave a care who we where, we almost gave up till Azrael came one of the many who cared gave us a chance and we lit a rocket up under his ass,
helped him get back too the top so every m8 that he got was ready too join, sitting back thinking "so my nation is starting too work too my benefit now?".
Planetarion,
I could be your GC,
Planetarion,
your attackers will look just like this,
Planetarion,
Our allies love this s***
I go too #flash look how many Lo's I get.
Planetarion,
I could be your GC,
Planetarion,
your attackers will look just like this,
Planetarion,
Our allies love this s***
I go too #flash look how many Lo's I get.
The problem is we speak to left out gal people who never knew these issues exist, There GC's would never gave 2 squirts of e, till we created so much in gal turbulence, straight out of the planet into there computer screens we show,
and players flipped when they knew I was produced by [elite] and they connected with us because we played like them, That's why fury put us under a microscope searching with a fleets of ships, its like a attack waiting too happen, getting closer by the minute I ain't gunna like this no.
all we hear is " alliance causing constant problems, spies working around the clock too stop u early", surly power is never a problem only against them, while our fleet our being prepped for the worst, now I am getting the words from these fury members acting like were the first alliance too roid a fury hc and say "gottcha",right, just look as us as your hope for the round ,to bad where fighting the battle for you now.
Planetarion,
I could be your GC,
Planetarion,
Ur attackers will look just like this,
Planetarion,
Our allies love this s***
I go too #flash look how many Lo's I get.
Planetarion,
I could be your GC,
Planetarion,
Ur attackers will look just like this,
Planetarion,
Our allies love this s***
I go too #flash look how many Lo's I get.
To the players of Planetarion we are aiming the apods at fury, too attack on bashing, Azrael the leader of our cause, set to lead the fleets too the fortress of fury and burn it down, to take there confidence and replace it with fear, to spread chaos through all those who are against us,
we will roid u Fury
You are going too be owned
your fleets will be crushed
give up for we are no longer in fear of u and I say this from the freedom of text this divided game allows us to have,
your ours,
(laughs) Oh Planetarion I am just playing you know I love you
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Songs:Like A Furgion

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'''Like a Furgion'''
<br>
''To Madonna -Apologies to "Like A Virgin".''
<pre>
I made it through the server crash
Somehow my roids did too
Didn't know how l4me i was
Until i looked at you

I'm l33t but incomplete
My galaxy tagged, with both of you
And you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ready to w000000t!

Chorus:

Like a Furgion
Raped for the very first time
Like a Furgion
With your pod fleets
Attacking mine...

Better surrender all your roids boy
My ph33r is fading fast
I may just be a taghider
But I'm having a blast

Then I login, I check the time
You made me strong, but your ph33r's grown old
God darn, my whole fleets out
And now my lucks run out
My gal m8s left me cold

Like a Furgion
Raped for the very first time
Like a Furgion
With your pod fleets
Attacking mine...

Oooh, oooh, Nooo

Well PDS is fine until the time
The rebellion comes, its flak of mine
But 200k makes me feel
Yeah, 200k makes me feel
I've nowhere to hide...

Like a Furgion
Raped for the very first time
Like a Furgion
With your pod fleets
Attacking mine...

Like a Furgion, ooh, ooh
Like a Furgion
My ph33r Ihide inside
When you scan me, with frig fleets, and you roid me bad..

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, noooo
Ooh,
Can't you see my ghost fleet
For the very last time?
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Songs:Land All Your Pods On Me

2005-09-15T11:36:51Z

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'''Land all your pods on me''' -- [[Oktober]]
<pre>
Last round my roids weren't too hard to get
Now every planet I see is a potential threat.
It should have been just a simple bash.
But I got cocky, forgot to scan, my fleet got smashed.

My roids are open wide.
So I'll keep them on my side.
I've now become,
Alliance farm,
Here what to do.....

Don't go wasting your Eonium,
Land all your pods on me.

My Cathaar fleet was a sitting duck,
At capping roids this round I haven't had much luck.
My friends recalled without telling me,
When my fleet hit it got killed quite convincingly.

ETA 9,
Those roids of mine,
Are mine no more,
My enemies' scores,
Will rise a few.....

Don't go wasting your Eonium,
Land all your pods on me.
Don't go bashing out of boredom,
Land all your pods on me.

Before my fleet was a grand affair,
Was only weak to cruisers, but they're pretty scarce.
I used to be pretty sensible,
That makes this even more incomprehensible.

At 7:55,
The hostile fleets arrive.
By morning's dawn,
They'll all be gone,
What else to do?.....

Don't go wasting your Eonium,
Land all your pods on me.
Don't go bashing out of boredom,
Land all your pods on me.

Don't go wasting your Eonium,
Land all your pods on me
Don't go bashing out of boredom,
Land all your pods on me.
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Songs:Dear Spinner

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'''Dear Spinner (Stan spoof)'''
<pre>
My ping timed out, I wonder why I,
Came on the net at all.
The hostile fleets cloud up my news screen,
I just can't win at all.
Even if I make it through this attack,
Even more come every day,
And then you sign on, and it's not so bad, it's not so bad....

My ping timed out, I wonder why I,
Came on the net at all.
The hostile fleets cloud up my news screen,
I just can't win at all.
Even if I make it through this attack,
Even more come every day,
And then you sign on, and it's not so bad, it's not so bad....

Dear Spin,
I msg'd u but u still aint answered,
I left my email, co-ords and my nickname at the bottom
I sent 2 emails back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem with the mail servers or something,
Sometimes I type in addresses too quickly when I jot 'em,
But anyways, f*ck it, what's been up man, how's your planet?
I'm 'bout to sign up too, I'm 'bout to be a ruler,
If I get a planet, guess what I'm gon' call it? I'm gon' name it Spinner,
I heard about your World Cup servers too I'm sorry,
I had a friend quit playing over something that retarded.
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan,
I even got your co-ords from when you went down to that LAN.
I got a file full of your news-scans and your co-ords man,
I liked your planet name in round 3 too, that was the best.
Anyways, I hope you get this mail, write me back,
Don't be shocked, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Okt.

My ping timed out, I wonder why I,
Came on the net at all.
The hostile fleets cloud up my news screen,
I just can't win at all.
Even if I make it through this attack,
Even more come every day,
And then you sign on, and it's not so bad, it's not so bad....

Dear Spin,
You still aint called or wrote, I hope this aint too late,
I aint mad, I just think it's messed up you don't PM your m8s.
If you didnt wanna talk to me inside #creators you didn't have to,
But you could have sent a friendly fleet to Matthew,
That's my "brother"'s planet man, it's only 6 days old,
We waited throught a blistering netsplit for you, for 4 hours and you just said no.
That's pretty s****y man, you're his favourite creator,
You could have saved his fleet and roids with only Vindicators.
I aint that mad tho, I just dont like being let down,
Remember when we met in #portal? You said if I mailed you you would write back
See I'm just like you in a way, I never wanted to sign up neither,
Til my sister started playing and I tried to beat her.
I can relate to all the crap that people say,
So when I have a crummy day I come online and try to play,
Cos I dont really have much else; my planet helps when I'm depressed,
I even got the t-shirt of the game accross my chest.
Sometimes I try to scan myself to see if I get through,
It's like a challenge, to see if I can still compare to you,
And everything you say is real, and I respect you cos you say it,
My girlfriend's left me cos I'm on the internet 24/7.
But she don't know what all of this is like - she don't play,
She doesn't know what PA's like when stuff around you's feeling grey,
You gotta mail me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever drop,
Sincerely yours, Okt.
P.S. We should roid together too.

My ping timed out, I wonder why I,
Came on the net at all.
The hostile fleets cloud up my news screen,
I just can't win at all.
Even if I make it through this attack,
Even more come every day,
And then you sign on, and it's not so bad, it's not so bad....

Dear Mr. I Got Too Much Probs To Have The Time,
This'll be the last message that comes from Spinner Prime,
It's been 6 rounds and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got the last two emails, I wrote the addresses on them perfect.
So here's my final log I'm sending you, I hope you hear it -
I'm going to Preferences now, I'm gonna set it for deletion.
Hey Spin, I'll send my fleet to roid you, dare me to try?
You know that q. in Creators Hour where I asked you all why
The manual was wrong, but yet you questioned it and doubted
I'd found it, then sent Fudge, and Fudge actually found it?
Thats kinda how this is, you could have rescued me from bashing,
Now it's too late, I lost a thousand metal roids and counting.
And all I needed were a couple ships to help defend,
I hope you know I'm taking with me all my friends.
I loved you Spin, you coulda roided with me, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope your page crashes when I dream about it,
And when the ticks stop I hope you lose fleets and you scream about it,
And then the player base all realise they can't breathe without me!
See Spin - shut up Zues I'm trying to talk!
Hey Spin, I got my own server in the trunk,
But I didn't smash it up, I just unplugged it, I aint like you,
But if the memory's wiped or something more, it'll die too.
Well, here we go, I'm gonna pull the plug now,
But wait, I forgot - how am I supposed to send this log out?....

My ping timed out, I wonder why I,
Came on the net at all.
The hostile fleets cloud up my news screen,
I just can't win at all.
Even if I make it through this attack,
Even more come every day,
And then you sign on, and it's not so bad, it's not so bad....

Dear Okt,
I meant to write you sooner, I just aint been with it,
You said you got a planet now - how far along is it?
Look, I'm really flattered that you'd call your planet that,
And here's a T-shirt for your brother, for all those roids that he got capped.
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the hour, I must have missed you,
Don't think that I +m'd the chan intentionally just to diss you.
And what's this trip about you trying to get some sector scans through?
Thats just a waste of crystal man, just use your overview.
You got some issues man, you tell some pretty dumb lies,
So you can have a portal column job, we need some more demented guys,
And whats this stuff about us trying to roid together?
There's war going on right now, and we're on different sides t'each other.
I really think you and your Harpies need each other,
Or maybe you just need to defend better.
I hope you get to read this message,
I just hope it reaches you in time, before you kill your ships,
I think you'd be doing just fine if you attacked a little,
I'm glad I inspire you, but Okt, why are things so grey?
Try to understand, that we all want you to still play,
We're just trying to stop our business going bust,
Without the ever present threat of being hacked or being DoS'd
Or Oreo being drunk and throwing servers off a bridge,
Cos after every single day I gotta feed my wife and kids,
Now if you please excuse me cos its time for me to leave,
And by the way - you write again, I call police.
</pre>
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Songs:Crocodile Rock

2005-09-15T11:36:20Z

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<pre>
Crocodile Rock

I remember when the game was young,
Spin and Zeusy had so much fun.
Building ships and stealing stones,
Had a r0x0r planet and a fleet of my own,
But the biggest kick I ever got,
Was bashing planets and taking their rocks.
While the other gals were scanning round the clock,
I was launching fleets at them, and was capping their rocks, well,

Going bashing, is something smashing, when your fleet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better game, and I guess I never will.
Oh Fury, Tuba! Those Friday nights! My overview full of red lights,
Planetarion rocked! Kept me up all niiiight...

Laaaa, lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala.

But the rounds went by, and PA went pay,
My friends all went to play on some other game.
Long threads whining that the blocks were too strong,
Thinking of the past, where it all went wrong.
But they'll never steal the roids that I got,
From roiding Legion and taking their rocks.
We learned fast as the rounds went past,
We really thought the powerblock NAPs would last, well,

Going bashing, is something smashing, when your fleet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better game, and I guess I never will.
Oh Zeus and Spinner! Those Friday nights! When Spinner wore Therese's tights,
Planetarion rocked! Kept me up all niiiight...

Laaaa, lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala.

I remember when the game was young,
Spin and Zeusy had so much fun.
Building ships and stealing stones,
Had a r0x0r planet and a fleet of my own,
But the biggest kick I ever got,
Was bashing planets and taking their rocks.
While the other gals were scanning round the clock,
I was launching fleets at them, and was capping their rocks, well,

Going bashing, is something smashing, when your fleet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better game, and I guess I never will.
Oh Fury, Tuba! Those Friday nights! My overview full of red lights,
Planetarion rocked! Kept me up all niiiight...

Laaaa, lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala.
Laaaa, lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala....
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Category:Songs

2005-09-15T11:35:40Z

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Songs made by players of Planetarion.